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Tekst :

I m Jimmy Pop here in a jiffy heat me up and add oil
I m like a zit a wart a corn a cyst a festering boil
I get under your skin and I sebaceously form
I m as deep as the plot to an amateur gay porn
Keep ya hungry for more like Bangladesh
Then I ll borg di borg do borg ya like the Swedish Chef
Cause I m one of a kind and kind of hard to find
Kind of like an Injun without his fire water wine
I m like Schneider one day at a time
I m feeling like Bob Vila nailing up your behind
To my wall like Daniel-son does
I m waxing on I m waxing off I m waxing just because
I get wired like a Western Union and I got to be me
And I got more balls than the daily lottery
Like hemorrhoidal itch yo you can t ignore me
Cause I m more tongue and cheek than a lesbo orgy
And I don t give a damn if you don t like me
Cause I don t like you cause you re not like me
Second verse is different from the first
I m Jimmy Pop I am
Jimmity Jimmity Pop I am I am
See my name s not Hoover and I don t give a damn
And I got a different angle like a parellelogram
And you ll be all ears like a field of corn
I ll make you Dizzy like Gillespie as I toot my own horn
Like a No. 2 pencil I always got a point
You ll want to share it with friends like a poorly rolled joint
I m Jimmy Pop y all I m Jimmy Pop y all I m an Alka Seltzer that s right
you re a seagull
As I continue to expand your head is gonna burst
Leave a bad taste in your mouth like moldy Liverwurst
Like the Texas Chainsaw Massacre I ll get in your face
But then I ll brush you off like Aqua-Fresh toothpaste
Cause I m letting off steam like a Chinese Laundromat
But I m not a roll of Charmin so don t give me no crap
And I don t give a damn if you don t like me
Cause I don t like you cause you re not like me
I hate a lot of whites and I hate a lot of blacks
I hate poopin in public places but we all hate that
I hate lesbian feminists because they re all so damn ugly
I hate Spin Magazine cause they never ever plug me
I hate Regis and Kathie Lee
I hate every single movie by that midget Spike Lee
I hate people that think I care what they think
I hate people that think their ass don t stink
I hate Jon Bon Jovi but I hate his music more
I hate killing people because I hate to keep score
I hate you but you hate yourself too
I hate to be honest but I d hate to be you
And I don t give a damn if you don t like me
Cause I don t like you cause you re not like me

Tekst :

Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to explain
I m your biggest fan
I just wanted to ask
Could I eat your ass?
Write back as soon as you can

You ve had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
I ve had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You ve had a lotta dick Chasey
But you ain t had mine

Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to complain
Ya never wrote me back
How could I ever eat
Your ass when ya treat
Your biggest fan like that?

You ve had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
I ve had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You ve had a lotta dick Chasey
But you ain t had mine

Dear Chasey Lain
I wrote to constrain
This letter is my last
As your biggest fan
I must demand
You let me eat your ass

You ve had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
I ve had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
You ve had a lotta dick Chasey
But you ain t had mine

P.S.
Mom and Dad this is Chasey
Chasey this is my mom and dad
Now show em them titties
Now show em them titties

Would ya fuck me for blow?

Tekst :

If your ass is a
Chinese restaurant I ll have the poo-poo
platter
My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec. class
Later in the afternoon some jarheads in the locker room kicked
my ass
I said guys I m like you I like Monster Trucks too
Wanna see how many push-ups I can do?
I just wish I was queer so I could get chicks
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don t dig
Chicks that don t dig guys like me
See I m not queer I m too ugly
But if I were handsome just imagine how great it would be
Incognito as gay though but not actually that way though pseudo
homo phony
Maybe it s a stupid theory or maybe just stupidity
But if I was a queerbee in the fashion industry
Scoring with a super model would be easy
Cause super model means voluptuous but is also is synonomous
with
super dumb
Ya see I d be a good listener so she d treat me like a sister and
soon I d become
That trusted friend that cares that rubs her back and braids
her hair
No it wouldn t be a week before I m in her underwear
I wish I was queer so I could get chicks
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don t dig
Chicks that don t dig guys like me
See I m not queer I m too ugly
Doesn t matter what I m packin in my denim it s what s in my
genes
The only smoked meat the only sausage I would eat is made by
Jimmy Dean
See I m not to keen on the smell of Vaseline
No I m not Princess Di and I don t wanna be a queen
I wish I was queer so I could get chicks
Anyway if I were gay I d have to change my name to Dirk or
Lewis
Hang out with my mom s hair stylist his name is Kip he s got a
lisp
he talks like this
And wear my mother s lingerie learn the songs of Broadway
And appreciate Depeche Mode and avant garde ballet
I wish I was queer so I could get chicks
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don t dig
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don t dig
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don t dig
Chicks that don t dig guys like me
See I m not queer I m too ugly
And I don t shave my heiny
Don t shave my heiny
See I m not queer I m too ugly

Gdy szarość dni zbyt doskwiera mi
Dopada mnie wtedy taka myśl
By jeden dzień spędzić właśnie tak
Jak każda z nas raz na jakiś czas
Szum miasta to zaproszenia głos
Na rogu bar w nim od kawy start

Ref.:

Jeden dzień chociaż chcę
Jeden dzień mieć dla siebie

Forever and ever

(As I look up to heaven)
As I look up to heaven,
Stars above stare at me
And my eyes drown in tears

Oh, how I hate the silence in here,
Only coldness lies besides me

[Chorus:]
How long do I have to wait for you?
Why can t you be here?
I m so cold, and I m...

Walking the beans

Last fall it was dry, oh my, oh my,
You could ask the smartweed; maybe the smartweed knows why.
And then Mr. Corn Borer, he brought his whole family,
And they laid the corn low when it got windy.
Well now there s corn in the bean fields, persnickety once it clings,
I got these...

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herbaty, herbaty, herbaty
ile s³odzisz? ile s³odzisz?

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My religion

There s nothing wrong
With tradition
But tell me where it says
Not to follow our hearts
That s why so many
Of us are so confused
And will never live
Up to your rules

[CHORUS:]
My religion doesn t...